Friday, 20 April 2012

Bali tips for all you Bali virgins

VISA
You need to purchase a visa on arrival which is US$25pp (you can also pay in rupiah).  The queues can be longer than the ones in Mary's kitchen when she has made a cheesecake, so you can organise a VIP service to get around this.  Your hotel or villa can organise this, so ask them for an airport transfer.  On top of the US$25, another US$30 or thereabouts will get you the VIP service.  They will organise for someone to meet you off the plane with a sign for your name, purchase the visa for you, and take you through the VIP fast track.   This can never be a bad thing, it's how we roll.  You can always just go through the normal channel, but it is advisable if you are travelling with kids to take advantage of this service.  Otherwise, you can use it just because you are fabulous.
If you are staying at a villa it is normal for the staff to ask for your passports on arrival, they need to register guests with the local authorities.
There is also an exit tax of INR 150,000 you pay on departure at the airport per person.  

WONGA
Jim on his first trip to Bali changed up enough Malaysian Ringgit to pay off the debt of a third world country.  After explaining to him that Asia wasn't a country, Bali was in Indonesia and he'd need Indonesian Rupiah, he then confused his zeros.  Its a family trait, I enjoyed a very expensive bottle of red wine courtesy of Rob for the same reason.  Rupiah to USD is around 8,000 to 1 for an easy guide.  There are plenty of ATM's, in particular a couple near the baggage claim when you get off the flight.   

TIPS AND TAXIS
Taxis are plentiful and now all have meters so make sure the driver turns it on.  Drivers are cheap for the day also, and your villa or hotel will provide them easily.   Some villas will include a driver and you just have to pay him extra if he waits around till the early hours to bring you home from whatever dodgy nightclub you have stumbled across. 
Tips to drivers etc is up to you but for a hotel porter around 5-10k is fine.  We always leave a tip for villa staff also and they split it between themselves.

HAGGLING
Have some fun haggling with the street vendors and vendors on the beach.  They are only trying to eek out a living so don't get too aggressive.  Having said that can become annoying, so take it all with good humour.  Jessica and Mary will give haggling lessons every afternoon shopping in Seminyak, if you really want to see how its done.  They'll show you how to pay double the first price you initially offered, and you'll find the vendor driving a BMW instead of a moped the next day.

WATER
Don't drink it from the tap or you might find it quickly coming out of other places!  Drink bottled water, avoid ice unless you know its been made from distilled water (the villa and hotels will do this) and be careful of salads.

MEDICAL SERVICES
We have spent more time in the Bali Clinic than we have at the beach.  After some particularly overenthusiastic shapes being thrown on the dancefloor at Double 6 Club, Emma was taken by the Bali Booze bus to the hospital, and had her lip stitched up after putting her teeth through it.  She can confirm the quality of care was fantastic.  The staff were particularly tolerant of the HK crew who, while very concerned about their mate, turned the waiting room into a mini-disco, spilling beer and danish pastries all over the floor.
There are a number of hospitals in Bali and we have used BIMC Hospital in Kuta, and also Bali Clinic in Seminyak for ear infections, a visit for Henry and god knows what else.  Doesn't look much but they are very competent.

KIDS
The Balinese are so good with children that you'll want to take them home with you.  The Balinese that is, not the kids.  Hotel or villa staff will organise babysitters for you and we have left Henry with them on more than one occasion and they have been wonderful.  We can also suggest some babysitting services (go on, you know you want to):
Also if your villa doesn't have enough high chairs, cots etc and hubby doesn't want to drag it all in the luggage try www.balibaby.com or www.balibabyhire.com

TRAFFIC AND RUBBISH
Both can be horrible in Bali.  Unfortunate, but just so you know.






Tuesday, 17 April 2012

Wedding Extravaganza Events

We have organised a few drinkie poos over various events, as you know how we both love a drink and we know you all do too, especially Grannie Madge.  Don't feel obligated to attend all, or any, apart from of course the big day!

Friday 28th September will be Stag/Hen day.  Venue's TBC and details to follow, but boys be Bintang fit and girls have your jiggy on.  Girls we will most likely be based in the Seminyak area, and boys, I don't want to know.


Saturday 29th September we will be having some welcome drinks as you'll have hopefully all arrived in the Land of the Smiles.  We have booked Cocoon Restaurant cocoon-beach.com in Seminyak for a chilled out afternoon.  We have organised some pizzas and canapes, so mosey on down around 4pm in your best safari suit or sparkly kaftan.   Cocoon is right on the beach and has a pool, so wear your swimmers under said safari suit and kaftan, and bring the kids.  We have it booked until 8pm so don't feel any rush.   Be great to see you there and you can all size each other up, and start bonding over cricket, the queen, the weather, vegemite/marmite etc etc



Monday 1st October - what a great day for a wedding!  Make your way to the Khayangan Estate in Uluwatu for a big old knees up!  Its next to the Bulgari Resort.  At this stage, (and don't get nervous we actually came back from the reccy still wanting to go ahead with the wedding) we are hoping to start the ceremony around 4.30pm.  One thing to note when planning where to stay, while Bali is beautiful, the traffic is horrendous.  For those of you staying in Seminyak you are advised to leave 1 1/2 hours travel time to the villa.  Once there we presume most of you will have your dancing shoes on so by the time you leave, if you leave, the travel time will be less than half of this on the way back.  Unless of course you walk home, forget where you live, the waiter that takes you home on his moped runs out of gas, you confuse Malaysian Ringgit with Indonesian Rupiah (Jim) and the taxi driver kicks you out, or you fall over on the dance floor and end up with multiple stitches in your lip (Emma).  Things can go wonderfully awry in Bali.
You may organise transport with your villa or hotel, but we have organised mini-buses for those who need transport to the wedding and back.   We will ask closer to the time if you need transportation on the Bali Booze Bus.
Children most welcome at the ceremony although as mentioned the Balinese are wonderful with kids if you would prefer to get your jiggy on early.  For those with babes in arms we will provide a couple of babysitters for the evening.  There will be a quiet room you can leave them in and pop back to feed.

Tuesday 2nd October we are hosting a recovery BBQ at the Khayangan estate.  If you wake up and found you've slept in the bushes, wipe yourself down, and head to the pool for a BLT and an ice cold Bintang.  All welcome but don't feel obliged, we will be there all day so pop over from 1pm.  Again bring swimming apparatus.  Mick and Rob have been banned from mankini's without a full crack, back and sack.  There will be a 'friendly' Ashes taking place on the lawn and the kids are welcome.

Thats all folks.  You'll either want out, or want to move out to Bali.

Welcome

We have just returned from a successful trip in Bali (well semi successful), and wanted to share with you all how excited we are about the big day and use this as a means to communicate our top tips for your holiday.
Your first tip is don't book the Legian Beach Hotel in Kuta instead of the Legian Hotel in Seminyak.  One is 2 star, one is 5 star; one populated by cashed up bogans drinking Bintang in the pool at 11am, one populated by cashed up HK expats drinking sav blanc in the pool by 11am.
While I personally would have felt at home in both, Jim thought he would only feel at home in the one I mistakenly didn't book.  As it transpired, guess who was drinking Bintang's in the pool at 11am (1030am actually) and enjoying talking to the 'real people'.
At least it proved that we are at home in each others culturally diverse worlds, surely a good sign for a successful marriage!!????