BBQ Brunch

Please bring your A game to the post wedding BBQ brunch.  This is mainly directed to those who's homes are girt by sea.  After an appauling effort at the Olympics, which I never heard the end of from expat Brits in HK, we have a lot of ground to make up.  COME ON AUSSIE COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The games will be run by Annie Oliver and she is a hard task master and will accept no cheating.  It's lucky Aussie's never cheat.  You can be also assured that she will NOT be conducting any urine tests, so your beverage intake at the wedding, and indeed at the post wedding BBQ can only be viewed as performance enhansing at this event.  Lance Armstrong couldn't make it, so at least we are guaranteed of the Americans not cheating their way to a medal.

Ones to watch:

Mick O'Donohue (Aus) - High Jump

Phil Sloss (GB) & Chris Sipidias (Aus) - Iron Man and Woman.  Chris has just come back from running around Norway 16 times with Slossy on her back, while riding a bike.

Brooke Nicholson (Aus) & Kate Babington (GB) - The giants of the netball pitch.  Big Blondes with boobs have a basket off.  Our version of beach volleyball.  Erin Raskas (Aus) in reserve with stilts.  Got the boobs, not the height.

John Raskas (Aus - well Greek, but we'll claim him, he is quick and he is family) & Briony McCarthy (Aus) - Bali Marathon.  These two love a marathon.  John because of his Greek ancestors, and Briony as there are generally fit blokes running in them.

Briony McCarthy (Aus) - Will also compete in the discus

Granny Madge (GB) - Gin and Tonic mixing

Ben Chandler (GB) & Tim Cairns (GB) - PCP.  Don't ask them what it is, just ask who the couple of emaciated blokes are walking around are, and be sure that you don't want to go near PCP for this wedding.

John Ferrier (Aus) & Justin Cava-Jones (Wales) - Wax off.  No not like the Karate Kid, for their hair.

Jessica O'Donohue (Aus), Simon Oliver (GB), Will Oliver (GB), Rob Oliver (GB) Simon Sims (GB) Billy Newsom (GB)  Ed Finch (UAE) - Ginger off.  Auburn Sunset will not be accepted as an excuse.  You are all Ginger.

Amanda Nicolle (Aus) Katy Chandler (GB) - known as White Wine Amanda and Ken.  Generally who they become after too much of said wine.  You don't want to get caught in the middle of this battle.

Fiona Cumming (Canto Scot), Audrey O'Donohue (Aus) Christina Murrell (Aus) -  Bump off.  Got my money on Fiona.

Porky (GB) & Margaret O'Heir (Aus)- Swear off.  You think you know some dirty words or ditties?  You are up against the gold medalists here.

Josh Forrow (GB), Rachel McIntosh (Aus) & Audrey O'Donohue (Aus) - 3 legged race.  Talk the leg off a hind donkey these three.  Will be providing legs for the race.

Rob Oliver (GB) Mick O'Donohue (Aus) Brian Pedretti (Aus) Dennis Jeffery (Aus) - Talking bullshit and drinking whisky while 'fishing'.  There are some serious contenders here.

Mary O'Donohue (Aus) & Annie Oliver (GB) - Granny off.  I wouldn't get in the way of this one either.

Cillian & Tracey Bourke (IRE) - A gold medal will go to anyone who can understand them. 

Clint Murrell (Aus)  - Knee reconstructions.  Not even Emma comes close to the master.

Tejus Trivedi (IND) & Jagjit Dhillon (IND)  - The Bombay brothers might be the ones to watch with the cricket bat.

Justin O'Donohue (Aus) Oli Read (GB) Richard Forrest (GB)- I look smooth in a suit and have great hair/smile - off. 

Karl McIntosh (Aus) vs Stamford Public School Boys (GB) - Karl's school is the poshest any of the Aussies attending have to compete with.  That's not saying a lot.  Wait till you meet the calibre of the man though.

Maree Oçonner (Aus) Claire Murphy (Wales, Ireland, UK we're not sure) - Neither of these two can laugh for less than 10 seconds without snorting.